When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
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making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
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In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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