Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
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By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
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Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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