Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
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Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
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I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
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