We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
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At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
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how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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