your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
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We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
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As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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