I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
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I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
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I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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