I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
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Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
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I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
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