Sponge bath it is.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
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She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
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id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
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