Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Are we still banned from the library?
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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