Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
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Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
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anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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