The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
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I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
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The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
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