Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
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right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
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I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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