Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
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All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
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he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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