So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
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He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
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.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
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