i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
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the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
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A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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