There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
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We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
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nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Everyone says I win the strip club
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
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