I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
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I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
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Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
‪Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best. ‬
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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