like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
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Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
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My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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