Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
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the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
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I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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