Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
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I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
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I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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