i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
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Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
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Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
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