you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
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Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
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There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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