what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
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No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
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Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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