I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
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I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
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friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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