We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
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It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
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when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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