i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
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Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
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That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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