I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
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He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Brb crying the tears of my youth
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You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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