I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
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sick fucks of a feather flock together
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
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NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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