Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
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Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
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I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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