Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
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Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
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I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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