He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
meet me or not, i'm out of control
this just has baby written all over it
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
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I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
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She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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