I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
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you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
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Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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