***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
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we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
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So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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