Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
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IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
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We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
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