btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
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Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
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If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
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