i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
Randomize