True but thats because hes a fetus.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
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His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
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We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
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