still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
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omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
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I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
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