I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
lets start a swedish sibling band together
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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