What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
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you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
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Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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