quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
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Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
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Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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