if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
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I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
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I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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