And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
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i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
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