my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
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We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
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I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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