I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
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eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
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I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
my liver is dry heaving
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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