Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
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The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
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I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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