So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
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We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
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Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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