what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
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JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
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Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
If its not for food we ain't going out.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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