Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
You can't special order awesome
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
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he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
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Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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