If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
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I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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